Yesterday I stopped in at my sibling middle school to return some mouthpieces, check in on my band compatriots, and see some of my old students. As I was leaving and walking down the hall, 3 M.S. boys approached me and this was the conversation that I overheard.
Boy 1: “Dude, did I tell you about the guy I saw that can reverse his digestive tract?”
Boy 2: “What?”
Boy 3: “No Way!”
Boy 1: “Yep! He can reverse his digestive tract and crap out of his mouth!!”
What do I do with this information? At this point, I’ve resisted the temptation to do a Google search.
Only in Middle School…….